
Non-lethal home defense
Buy yourself
five seconds.
Two presses and a throw. 1,000 lumens and a deafening sound. Whoever came into your home loses their composure for three to five seconds. You get to decide what happens next.
Free shipping within the continental US · Delivered before Christmas.
Specification
Measured, not marketed.
- 1,000
- lumens
Peak light output
- 110
- decibels
Alarm output at one meter
- 3–5
- seconds
How long they can't see, hear, or act
- 5
- deployments
Per full charge
- 0
- projectiles
Nothing leaves the housing

Construction
- Overmolded polymer shell with a brushed steel vent band — it takes the throw, the wall, and the floor without opening.
- Weighted base rights the device after it lands, so the emitters are never face-down.
- Magnetic charging cable keeps it topped off on the nightstand, and tells you when it isn't.
- Recessed two-press arming means it cannot be triggered by a pocket, a drawer, or a child holding it.

The decision you already made
You wanted something for the house.
You didn't want a gun in it.
There are no projectiles, no chemical agents, and nothing here that can injure a person in your home — including the people who live in it. It is a light and a sound, and that's enough to change what happens next.
- 01
Press twice
A deliberate, recessed sequence. Nothing arms by accident.
- 02
Throw past them
Underhand, down the hall, into the room. It rights itself where it lands.
- 03
The room fills with light and sound
1,000 lumens and 110 decibels flood the space. Nobody keeps their bearings in it.
- 04
The house wakes up
The alarm carries like a dog barking at 2 a.m. — through walls, to the neighbors, to anyone close enough to hear it. An intruder counting on silence no longer has any.
- 05
You take control
Three to five seconds is enough to get out, get to your family, or get help on the phone. You decide what happens next.
Pre-order
First production run.
At the door before Christmas.
Pre-order price, first run only. One device per order. Charged today, shipped in time for Christmas delivery.
Secure checkout. Full refund any time before your unit ships.
In the box
- Blitz Grenade device
- Magnetic charging cable
- Quick-reference card and household briefing
- Free shipping within the continental US
- Shipping
- Free within the continental US. Orders placed now arrive before December 25.
- Limited first run
- We are building a fixed number of units, and pre-orders close the moment they are gone. When the run sells out, the next one isn't before Christmas.